Post by The Editor on Feb 16, 2010 12:59:44 GMT 1
OMG, can you believe that...
[/color][/font]THE DROWNED BADGER’S BACK!
February 3rd, 2025[/center]
It was reported to our offices last week that a Hufflepuff saw none other than resident ghost Caitlyn Sayer walk into a wall.
‘But she’s a ghost!’ you might say, well after some careful research we have concluded that the Girl is back where the Ghost once was. How? We suspect that Professor Argall is behind it.
Rumours had it last term that the Professor was in fact the soul responsible for the girl’s death. Now some people would swear blind that the constant annoyance he shows towards her, and the death threats he throws her way, are out of love. So was this an act of passion, a chance to get his girlfriend back, or does it give him a chance to carry out those threats which once laden no burden.
Other questions in our mind: Will Caitlyn age? Is she human or is she still dead? Is Professor Argall a necrophiliac? Is Professor Grey?
Let us know your thoughts, we’ll publish the best ones in the next issue!
