Post by Abraham Grey on Nov 1, 2009 15:55:17 GMT 1
More often than not conversations on MSN that intend to be a serious plotting session devolve into taking the piss out of our characters. Here are the results.
AN EXCHANGE BETWEEN CONNERY AND ABE[/font][/center]
Abe: "Shut up Connery, we went to your stupid Thai restaurant last month, stop whining about my choice of location."
Connery: "But those women aren't wearing anything!"
Abe: "Think of it as an integral part of their performance, you wouldn't want to insult them, they take their art very seriously."
Connery: "I thought you said we were going to a proper art exhibition."
Abe: "Well I think they're being very exhibitionist.”
POLYJUICE POTION IS USED[/font][/center]
Abe: Ow, I have a hangover, cover my lessons for me.
Si: ...
[Later]
7th Year: "Professor, how can I help my NEWT grades?"
Si!Abe: *Omfg not another one of these idiots how the hell does Abe put up with this crap?* "Blow me."
7th Year: "...If I did, would you pass me?"
Si!Abe: "..." *Thinks for a second* "... Yes. Definitely."
HOW ABE LOST HIS VIRGINITY[/font][/center]
Girl: “Did you just go on my leg?”
Abe:“… Icanexplain!”
TOPHER WRITES A REPORT[/font][/center]
Topher: Okay so Silas Rosier, this total douchebag, is opening a fucking casino of all things because he wants to rob people of their hard earned cash and since he's such a jerkoff he probably gets off on encouraging degerate gambling. Anyway unfortunately neither of those are arrestable offences, but I reckon it's just a cover for some other bad shit going down, so I'm gonna do some snooping.
Connery: "Topher I don't think thats an appropriate paragraph to put in a report..."
HOGWARTS TEACHING STAFF HAVE A BOYS NIGHT ON THE TOWN
[/color]AN EXCHANGE BETWEEN CONNERY AND ABE[/font][/center]
Abe: "Shut up Connery, we went to your stupid Thai restaurant last month, stop whining about my choice of location."
Connery: "But those women aren't wearing anything!"
Abe: "Think of it as an integral part of their performance, you wouldn't want to insult them, they take their art very seriously."
Connery: "I thought you said we were going to a proper art exhibition."
Abe: "Well I think they're being very exhibitionist.”
SILAS COVERS LESSONS FOR ABE
[/color]POLYJUICE POTION IS USED[/font][/center]
Abe: Ow, I have a hangover, cover my lessons for me.
Si: ...
[Later]
7th Year: "Professor, how can I help my NEWT grades?"
Si!Abe: *Omfg not another one of these idiots how the hell does Abe put up with this crap?* "Blow me."
7th Year: "...If I did, would you pass me?"
Si!Abe: "..." *Thinks for a second* "... Yes. Definitely."
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS
[/color]HOW ABE LOST HIS VIRGINITY[/font][/center]
Girl: “Did you just go on my leg?”
Abe:“… Icanexplain!”
UNDERCOVER
[/color]TOPHER WRITES A REPORT[/font][/center]
Topher: Okay so Silas Rosier, this total douchebag, is opening a fucking casino of all things because he wants to rob people of their hard earned cash and since he's such a jerkoff he probably gets off on encouraging degerate gambling. Anyway unfortunately neither of those are arrestable offences, but I reckon it's just a cover for some other bad shit going down, so I'm gonna do some snooping.
Connery: "Topher I don't think thats an appropriate paragraph to put in a report..."
