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Post by arturobrigstocke on Oct 14, 2008 22:27:37 GMT 1
Hi,
Okay, so, Professor Fitzpatrick said you could tutor me in Muggle studies? I don't even need to do any better, just to see a tutor, so if you could pretend to tutor me and I'll pretend to care, that'd be just swell.
Art
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 14, 2008 22:40:30 GMT 1
Hello Art,
All right, if you honestly say so. I don't understand though why Professor Fitzpatrick would tell you that you need to be tutored if you didn't need to be. Wouldn't that just be a waste of time for us both? Anyways, tell me what the Muggle repelling charm is.
-Hailey
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Post by arturobrigstocke on Oct 14, 2008 22:55:00 GMT 1
Hailey,
Well, I'm getting a T in it. Sound like I need a tutor? Yeah. Point is, I don't really care if I fail this subject, but apparently Professor Fitzpatrick does, and If I dont at least try to sort my grades out, I get expelled. So Getting a tutor seems like the way forwards, no?
Art
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 14, 2008 23:07:35 GMT 1
Art,
Yeah, you do need a tutor since T is at the very bottom of the failing list. Well, getting expelled wouldn't be very fun, so I guess if you wanted to do anything with your life then you did the right choice in responding to my notice. The answer was Repello Muggletum by the way. All of Hogwarts has this spell on it to keep muggles from finding out about our world.
I just have to say that you weren't place in Ravenclaw for no apparent reason, you're smarter than you think and I'm sure if you actually took the time to focus on the work then you would be able to pass everything without the help of a tutor.
-Hailey
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Post by arturobrigstocke on Oct 14, 2008 23:12:01 GMT 1
Hailey,
One, I didn't respond to any notice, I was foced into this by an overbearing fuckwit of a teacher. Two, the answer to what, exactly, was Repello Muggletum? I have no idea what you're on about. Three, yeah, funnily enough, I do want to do something with my life, which is exactly why I'm focusing on real subjects rather than the bullshit they teach here, so dont presume to lecture me.
Thanks.
Art.
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 14, 2008 23:22:33 GMT 1
Art,
Yeah, well be glad at least someone is looking out for your better being.
As for what I am on about, I asked you what the Muggle repelling charm was.
Yeah? What do you want to do with your life besides being a stubborn brat?
ANYWAYS, sure this subject may not be the greatest to you but you need it and thats all that matters so are you going to continue being completely selfish or are you going to take the time to actually get a grasp on some of this stuff to pass? I really don't mind stopping these little letters, your the only one gaining anything from this.
-Hailey
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Post by arturobrigstocke on Oct 14, 2008 23:28:26 GMT 1
Hailey,
Right, you asked me a question? I'm sorry, I must have completely ignored it by accident. Silly me. And yeah, you got me, my life time ambition is to be a stubborn brat. How did you guess? Wait, don't tell me, are you psychic as well as obnoxious? And no, I don't need this subject, it is going to be of no benefit to me in later life, I just need to pretend I actually give a damn. So, any more nuggets of wisdom, oh teacher?
Art
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 14, 2008 23:37:17 GMT 1
Art,
No one has to be psychic to see how much of a self absorbed retard you are, dear.
Yeah, actually. My next nugget of wisdom is to maybe stop PMSing over the littlest things.
Now, Mr. Ijustlovetobethedebbydownerofthings, how are you supposed to pretend you're actually interested if we're just mailing eachother back n' forth? It's not like Professor Fitzpatrick is going to read these and see how astounding you are to have taken a step towards your education. If anything, the best bet is to meet somewhere or something. Perhaps some place where there is a possibility of Professor Fitzpatrick walking by and seeing us.
-Hailey
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Post by arturobrigstocke on Oct 15, 2008 0:06:53 GMT 1
Hailey,
Wow, I would never have pegged you as a misogynist. Nice juxtaposition there, by the way, but I'm afraid to tell you that self-absorbed is hyphenated. I'd have thought a clever girl like you would have known basic grammar. Oh, wait, no, my mistake, they don’t teach anything important like literacy in this school. Damn, sucks to be us, eh? Well, thanks ever-so for your help, I feel like I've come on leaps and bounds already. I think this counts as attempting to get a tutor, so I'll just go tell old Fitzo that it didn’t work out. What a shame.
Art
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 15, 2008 2:04:34 GMT 1
Art,
Oh yay, does that mean I can stop wasting my parchment paper on you now?
Also, if we ever end up running into one another be sure to say hello. I would love to see the face of the person who wasted a piece of my lovely Tuesday.
Then again, I doubt you will even be around long enough for that precious opportunity to arise. Such a pity.
Anywho, tell me what it's like pumping gas for the muggles. I hear the prices these days are very demanding and a big let down. Hey, kind of like you!
-Hailey
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