Post by Dominic Spencer on Nov 20, 2009 2:52:40 GMT 1
Because I was bored okay and he made me *points at Dom*
Feel free to post questions for him or copy with your own characters in another thread.
Feel free to post questions for him or copy with your own characters in another thread.
Bold = Caity
Italic = Dominic
"So, first off can you introduce yourself?"
"Okay, it's not like these people don't know who I am already since you never shut up about me. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered but don't you think your freaky friends are getting bored of hearing about me?"
"Just answer the question."
"Hah, you know I'm right. Fine, my name is Dominic Ezekiel Spencer, born on the 13th of March 1916; which would make me almost one-hundred-and-eight years old."
"You're looking rather good for your age, why is that?"
"Again with the stupid question. Fine, I'll play along."
"Thank you."
"I'm a vampire to state what people already know. I mean look at the thread title, it doesn't say 'Interview with a Vampire' for nothing."
"Going to ignore that last bit. What's it like to be a creature of the un- night?"
"You were going to say creature of the undead. I don't like or appreciate that term."
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
"I am quite obviously not dead and that term insinuates that I am one of the mindless magical zombies-“
”Inferi.”
”Yes one of those things.”
”Going off topic again, you said you’d play along.”
”Okay, being a vampire is fantastic. I never get to feel the sun on my skin again, never get to eat chocolate, will never have natural born children, I drink the blood of other, mainly innocent, people, I’m called a child of the Devil, I got to watch all the people I cared about wither and die, and now when people find out what I am they ask me if I fucking sparkle! In case you couldn’t tell that was sarcasm.”
”Um yes, I gathered that. On the topic of sparkling since you brought it up...”
”Ask me if I sparkle and I will kill you.”
”Whoa, you’re not a killer, says so in the profile I have on you. And you didn’t let me finish my question.”
”For you I’d make an exception. Please do continue.”
”Don’t bare your fangs at me like that, it’s quite unnerving. ANYWAY on the topic of sparkling; what do you think of Twilight, the Cullens and the new reputation it’s given you guys?”
”Well apart from it being absolutely hilarious it’s been quite helpful in the hunting department. All these human girls -and boys in some cases- desperate for vampiric attention. All I have to do is show my true nature to certain people and they’ll bare their necks and spill their blood willingly. There is the side effect of some calling me their ‘Edward’ or ‘Carlisle’ or ‘Emmet’ or ‘Jasper’. Thankful for the fact that none of them remember me or that they were bitten by a vampire when they wake up.”
”So you’re one of those who are exploiting the craze?”
”Definitely, even though I hate to say it, I’m a hunter and hunters adapt and work with what’s around them.”
”You’re being very cooperative, thank you.”
”The interview isn’t over yet...”
”So what do you like to do in your spare time aside from being a raging metrosexual?”
”Keep going down that path, I dare you.”
”Hey, easy tiger. You take pride in how you look and are fashionable; therefore metrosexual.”
”In my spare time I pick up women, listen to music, play the guitar and go shopping.”
”What was that last one?”
”Shopping! I go clothes shopping okay?”
”[Laughs] Don’t worry, everyone already knows. Don’t swear at me.”
”Hey where are you going?”
”I’m bored of this, later.”
”What if a reader wants to ask you a question?”
”As much as I doubt they want to, they can shout it. I have preternatural hearing remember?”
"I'm not done with you, I will drag you back if I have to."
"Okay, okay, get off me."
"Call me a bitch again and I'll make you gay."
"Jesus sorry. I'm back and listening."
"Thank you, now before I turn you over to the mecy of the readers I have a visual question for you. What is going on in the following picture?"
"Budget cuts."
"One last question from me, is your nose supposed to be that big or did something happen to it?"
"Hilarious, really. My nose is fine thank you very much."