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Post by Silas Rosier on Nov 18, 2008 10:31:10 GMT 1
Ergh, weekends. It was probably the highlight of the week for the whelps up at the castle, not so much for Silas. They all marched down like a cavalcade of fire ants to swarm over Hogsmeade and generally clog up stores and make themselves into a downright nuisance. The unfortunate lone receptionist at Scores had to work double time to weed out the occasional smartass who figured they would be allowed to waltz right into the Strip club if they tried hard enough to look older than they obviously were.
Silas had stuck to his usual weekend routine, which was to barricade himself in his office with strict instructions not to be bothered unless it was important. Really, owning a strip club had all the usual annoyances that plagued the owners of any other place in town, respectable or otherwise. It was amazing how many people seemed to think the job was like a party at the Playboy Mansion. There was something inherently infuriating about looking over financial records for the hundredth time to check if the taxation department was trying to screw you over.
By the time dinner at Hogwarts started drawing near, Silas guessed most of the students would have started clearing out enough for one to actually be able to walk down the street without an immediate risk of catching measles. Silas checked his watch with an air of impatience. Yeah, there was time to pop into the Hogs Head for a few hours and check the depreciation of noncurrent assets later. Thank God for that too. Another ten minutes of this and the poor girl he bullied into fetching his coffee every two hours would have found herself unfairly fired just for the sake of something to do.
After taking a moment to make his desk look presentable, Silas left his cloak behind (the Hogs Head was usually quite warm) and apparated outside the pub door. By the sudden shriek it appeared he’d almost landed on a Ravenclaw who was just leaving. Ignoring it, he pushed open the door of the pub and stepped inside before the sudden cold from outside froze his lungs. Where was that favourite bartender of his?
Ah, there he was. Dear old Ed, waiting around behind the bar as always. Silas didn’t even want to think about the number of underage girls that had received his unwanted attention that day. For all Ed’s high moral standing he was really quite the pervert. Damn hypocrite.
”Something light today, I recon,” Silas said with a mock-cheeriness in his voice after sitting down at the bar. Ed had long ago learned to associate that tone with enthusiasm for an oncoming argument. Silas knew full well Ed wasn’t required to serve him anyway, yet for some reason, he always did. ”Hold the poison too if you please. I’m not in the mood for gut wrenching agony today, even if your usual stuff isn’t that much better.”
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Edward Johns
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Post by Edward Johns on Nov 18, 2008 11:26:04 GMT 1
Ahh weekends, they meant more customers and scores of good looking girls wandering through his doors. Edward had spent the entire day flirting, serving people, taking tips and flirting. He absolutely loved it when Hogsmeade was overrun with people. It meant more money for the pub and him and the attention of pretty girls. Overall it had been a good day; the tip jar was pretty much full of silver and bronze coins and small slips of paper with names of girls written on them.
Well it had been a good day until his latest customer had walked through the door. Ed groaned as Silas Rosier approached, oh God why? What the hell did he want? The man only came to him if his place was out of liquor (never) or to pick a fight with the barkeep. It was a safe bet that it was the second option. Ed had half a mind to tell him to piss off and stop ruining his good day but he couldn’t. As much as he hated the other man he was obliged to serve him, customers meant money and Ed couldn’t afford to chase away a paying patron. As Silas spoke, Ed recognised a tone he knew all too well, it looked like he was in for a night of petty bickering and below the belt jabs.
“Something light eh?” he repeated gruffly before going off to find the man’s perfect drink. Edward moved to grab a glass and filled it with some suspicious looking water. “There, something light,” he said arrogantly, he might as well play to the man instead of trying to ignore him, at least for now.
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Post by Silas Rosier on Nov 18, 2008 11:47:51 GMT 1
Yep, there it was; Ed’s perfect mood. Agitated enough to put up a good fight yet controlled enough not to drag out that horrendous muggle weapon he kept behind the bar. Silas was not foolish enough to dismiss a shotgun so quickly in most circumstances, but in Ed’s hands it was little more than a joke. When it came to firearms there was little versatility: it was either shoot or point, and Ed could point that thing right between Silas’s eyes for all he cared. He knew Ed wasn’t going to want to go on a murder trial on account of him any time soon. Wands were better.
”Now now Ed, you know I can probably call Health Inspection on you for this,” Silas replied coolly, picking up the glass of what looked suspiciously like dishwater, taking a second to look at it then handing it back. Considering Silas, the threat was probably pretty valid, anything to get up Ed’s skin, and the stigma that would lurk around the pub after a visit like that would be hard to shake. Actually, the more he thought about it the better it was sounding. ”If this is how you’re in the habit of treating your patrons I’m surprised the place hasn’t gone out of business yet.”
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Post by Edward Johns on Nov 18, 2008 12:12:29 GMT 1
Edward snorted at Silas and turned away to serve people that were worth his time. Unfortunately a threat from him couldn’t be taken lightly, a man like that was fearless when it came to sinking to new lows just to piss someone off. His eyes wandered to the shotgun under the bar but he knew it would be useless. Ed wasn’t what you’d call interested in going to Azkaban for murder, even though the thought of Silas being his victim was oh so tempting. Maybe poisoning would be a better way than scattering the man’s brains all over his pub, more discrete and less messy.
He flashed a wry grin as he scooped up the dirty water and chucked it down the sink. “I don’t normally treat my patrons this way but you, you get special treatment,” Edward quipped before fetching a clean rag to clean some glasses. He surveyed the man in front of him, still silently resisting the urge to bash the crap out of him for the fun of it. “So what brings you down to my level? Is it that unrequited man crush you have on me again? If it is, dude you seriously have a problem,” it was a pretty pathetic go but Ed’s brain was only working at a low capacity and was not yet warmed up for the coming verbal fight. If the fight turned physical, then Ed probably stood a chance, but for now Silas had about 16 years experience in being a dick on him.
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Post by Silas Rosier on Nov 18, 2008 12:39:25 GMT 1
”Self flattering as always. Never mind, I like my men with a little fire them,” Silas grinned, deciding to run with Ed’s counterattack rather than contest it. It would probably freak Ed out more than a straight denial. ”Though, if I remember right I wasn’t the one looking for of pictures of you in your underwear. That dubious pleasure goes to you, which probably suggests more than you’d like to admit.”
Actually, just exactly how Ed had gotten that particular photograph had caused Silas more than a little bit of concern. It was easily about ten years old and taken overseas way back in the good old U.S of A by a certain woman he’d rather not think about again. Crazy bitch.
”Now, anyway, I believe I ordered a drink,” he added rather condescendingly, countenance still pleasant, as though Ed was a little boy who had missed a cue by his teacher.
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Post by Edward Johns on Nov 19, 2008 4:07:40 GMT 1
Now that was just plain gross. Edward gave a false retch and turned to leave. He was starting to wish he’d never dug up that damn picture. It had been funny at the time and a good bit of revenge for the photo Silas had dug up on him. Ed thought for a minute about the photo. An ex-girlfriend had made him go to a stupid dress up party dressed as God knows what. Damn that girl, she’d been the first girl he’d stayed with more than a night and she had to go and be a whore with someone else. He guessed that was why he only had one night stands, less complicated and no messy feelings were involved.
Why, why did Silas have to come in and be such an asshole? The other man’s tone brought Ed abruptly out if his thoughts and made him glare at him. He hated that tone with a passion, it made Ed feel like he was a child. “I thought I already gave it to you,” Edward said, falsely cheery. “I distinctly remember you asking for something light and I gave it to you,” he shot at Silas, “but if you want something a little heavier than that but still light, try the Three Broomsticks.” It was a reasonable suggestion but he knew Silas wouldn’t leave, he liked toying with Ed way too much. After receiving a few impatient coughs from other customers, Ed gave up and thumped a bottle of fireswhiskey in front of Silas. “There, that’s a light as we go,” he said hotly.
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Post by zizi on Nov 19, 2008 4:49:18 GMT 1
[/color] OVELY KNIGHT[/size][/font][/center] Just because she'd fucked the bartender didn't mean that Lovely Knight would keep away from her favorite, grungy bar! The girl pushed open the door to The Hog's Head eagerly; her high heels clicking against the creaking floor boards as she strode in. It was warm in there; much warmer than outside and so the girl slipped the black coat from her shoulders and flung it onto an empty bar stool. She heard a grunt come form her left and smiled widely; faux excitement when she recognized the husky old wizard she had encountered the night she and Edward had, well... you know. "Must be fate!" The girl laughed and flicked her cotton candy tresses. He was eying her dress; which was a casual pale yellow sundress paired with black leggings. It was fall afterall and the girl didn't want to freeze her legs off. Her blue eyes surveyed the room briefly before she took a seat at the bar; at the stool where she'd thrown her coat. The man sitting next to her looked familiar...hey wait, he owned Scores didn't he? She'd seen his picture in the newspaper once or twice; Mr. Silas Rosier! The pink haired girl didn't say anything though and instead looked to Edward, who seemed stiff and irritated. Not on her account she hoped? Did he honestly expect she'd stay away from a place she attended regularly just because there could be some post sex awkwardness? Never and besides, he should know that drama was fun to her by now. "The usual, please?" Perfectly polite, perfectly vague. You'd never had noticed the two of them shared a hot fling... X O X O [/ul][/left][/size][/blockquote]
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Post by Silas Rosier on Nov 19, 2008 5:41:35 GMT 1
Ed looked adequately disgusted enough for Silas’s liking. That ought to teach him against trying to use that kind of argument again in the future. The whole ‘well you must think I’m sexy then’ rebuff was very school age. Still, Ed couldn’t be blamed really. He would have only gotten out of whatever backward hick magic establishment there was in Australia like, what, three or four years ago? No wonder he was still so developmentally retarded.
”Thanks babe,” he grinned as Ed practically slammed the Firewhiskey down on the bar. He had stocks of the stuff in his home and office, the good stuff too, not this cheap crap Ed was peddling at him, though he wasn’t going to argue. Ed was likely to try and give him something else ass-nasty if he complained about it and arguments were no fun when they went around in circles. The main concern was that the drink was by no means easy. Although Silas was used to it enough to have to knock back a little more than most before being affected, getting into a drunken argument wasn’t part of his to-do list for the day. Maybe just have a little bit then.
It hadn’t escaped his notice that Ed hadn’t given him a mug, glass, or really anything to drink it with either. It was a tossup between just drinking right out of the bottle to be obnoxious or opting for decorum and conjuring up a glass. He didn’t want to think about the type of people that had pressed their mouths to the cups provided at the Hogs Head, and the disgusting thought was enough to convince him to pull out his oak wand and conjure one up for himself.
After pouring a glass, a little disruption by a portly wizard somewhere to his left momentarily got his attention. Well, not so much the wizard as the witch he was talking to. Silas was no stranger to people with hair dye but this girl probably got the cake for being the first human who might have the ability to glow in the dark. The contrast between the pink of the hair and yellow of the dress was certainly intended for nothing more than to catch attention, this one was clearly an exhibitionist.
”That one looks like your type,” he remarked to Ed, deciding to ignore Lovely as anything but a conversation piece for the time being. He wasn’t one to randomly start talking with approximately school-age girls in seedy bars. It wasn’t exactly smiled on by society, not that Ed ever seemed to mind. As far as Silas was concerned Ed was likely to hit on anything between the ages of four and eighty. ”Though knowing your quick fingers you’ve probably tried something already,” he continued in an attempt to goad. Oh, if only he knew what Ed had already done.
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Post by Edward Johns on Nov 19, 2008 8:51:09 GMT 1
“Yeah, yeah,” Edward threw a false smile at Silas as he turned to go help someone else. Right now he’d rather be hitting his head against a wall instead of dealing with the older man. The circumstances behind the pair’s never ending feud were sketchy at best. Honestly Ed had no idea why he and Silas had ended up hating each other; he only knew that they had been fighting pretty much since Ed arrived in town. He shrugged at his thoughts; Ed didn’t really mind having a rival. It was a cringe worthy thought to think if things had been different they might have been friends.
Edward yawned as he cleaned up the bar, it had been a long day but he was in for a long, painful night. He threw a glare Silas’ way and was surprised to see Lovely Knight sitting beside him. “G’day, what can I getcha?” a stock standard question but he already knew what she wanted, his hands already reaching for a bottle of Firewhiskey and a glass. He hadn’t seen or spoken to her since the other night which was generally fine with him. On some occasions it could be awkward to run into someone after a one night stand but thankfully this instance wasn’t.
Edward had just moved to get himself a drink of water when Silas started speaking again. He was talking about Lovely and Ed couldn’t help but snort some of his drink at the last bit of Silas’ little speech. He coughed a little and couldn’t help let a small smirk cross his face. To try and hide it he busied himself with checking on Rowdy. Crap, Ed couldn’t see the puppy from the bar. He gave a sharp whistle, which scared a few people, to get the dog’s attention. With a loud yap, Rowdy bounded out from underneath a table and straight to the man behind the bar.
Edward didn’t have the heart to put the small bundle of black fluff in his box just yet, instead opting to place him on top of the bar for a bit. The puppy happily bounded up and down the counter investigating all the people that were stupid enough to let him. Ed couldn’t help but laugh as the dog came back and began to sniff at Lovely and, especially, Silas intently. The man snorted as Rowdy began to whine and paw at Silas’ face, begging for attention. “Bad dog,” he said half heartedly, waving a hand at the dog in a half-arsed attempt to shoo him. “Lovely, Silas this is Rowdy,” he introduced absentmindedly, leaving to fetch more booze for more drunks. Little did he know he’d done Silas the favour of giving him the pink haired girl’s name.
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Post by zizi on Nov 19, 2008 9:31:37 GMT 1
[/color] OVELY KNIGHT[/size][/font][/center] The girl flashed a brilliant smile of thanks at Edward as he returned with her Firewhiskey in a grubby little glass; taking it in her delicate hand to sip slowly. The burn was always delicious as the liquid swam down her throat and pooled into her stomach; warming her from the inside out. Then Silas made some smart comment about Lovely and Ed; causing the girl to choke on her drink slightly. Right - how was she supposed to respond to that one? So the girl remained quiet and when Edward provided the perfect distraction; Rowdy; she took the chance to fully utilize it. "Ohh puppy!" The girl cooed in a soft, sing song voice as the dog charged up and down the bar to investigate the customers. When he came to her the girl offered him a hand to sniff before rubbing him behind his ears affectionately; laughing as the dog licked her forearms in response before waddling over to Silas. The girl returned to her drink and downed the rest of its' contents quickly. Her sterling gaze glanced at Silas again and the girl smiled sweetly. "Just for the record; I can be anyone's type if I choose to be." Lovely Knight was no one-trick pony and the girl could put on a brilliant masquerade to appeal to a variety of people; not as refined as her younger sister because the girl had innocense and a clean reputation on her side but it was safe to say that Lovely herself could lie like a rug. Realizing her drink was gone she looked to Ed and rose her eyebrows; nodding her head at the glass to indicate she'd like another one. Already she'd reached into her pocket to retrieve more coins and tossed them onto the counter. A hand toyed at a tangible lock of her hair; which was silky in texture despite all of the dye jobs. Luckily she could cast a color changing spell on her hair to substitute for actual dye - otherwise her vibrant pink locks would almost definitely be fried. X O X O [/ul][/left][/size][/blockquote]
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