My Name Is Marie-Susan SparklyPoo...

[Abraham Grey]

So the aim of this game is to think up ridiculous Mary Sue traits. It's all in good fun.

For example:

My Mary Sue would have yellow/orange eyes with indigo flecks, except when she's angry, then they'd turn brilliant azure sky 2.

Or

My Mary Sue's wand would have the very rare core of Voldemort's toenail clippings.

Basically any trait or detail is ripe for the picking. Including the Mary Sue's name.

[alsa]

She'd have eyes the colour of a willow creek.

And a rat that was white as snow, fluffy as a kitten and wanted to hug everybody because it was just that nice.

Oh, and she's called Alllannnnaa Featherlight.

[thaniel]

Mine is the daughter of Draco and Ron. That's right. Draco is part veela and can get pregnant. Ron doesn't even know he's the dad but my Sparklypoo, named Apple Sundance Sheena Malfoy, has his red hair and cute freckles.

She is so very nice but she has been studying DADA since she was a fetus.

(I am so sad. This was inspired by a fanfiction I stupidly read once. You'd be shocked how many kids have been formed from a Draco/Ron union.)

[mustrumstibbons]

Mine would be called Eojeraath Winterbottom.

[jeona]

Here is one I really encountered:

Her PB, according to her bio, was Stacy Ferguson but her avatar was Kate Beckinsale. Her bio stated she was an 11 year old animagus in the form of a silver fox but she spent some of her time in the Slytherin common room sleeping in the form of a snowy leopard. My character had a secret and never told anyone but she went and decided there was an "offscreen" scene between us where he spilled everything and I NEVER agreed to that especially because it was her. Ugh!

[louis]

My mary-sue is Japanese, she has bright pink eyes and blonde hair and is an albino!!!11 She was born in outer space on a space station because her mother was an ASTRONAUT!!! Her name is Lana Lena Lang, despite there being no Ls in the Japanese alphabet!!!! When she is mad her eyes turn the colour of a MIDNIGHT STORM!!!!!!11111111111one SHE IS SO KAWAII OKAY???!!! She has a pink and white pet dragon and she can speak dragon language. Oh and shes also part mermaid. This one time she saved this prince and then she gave the sea witch her voice and then their was this whole adventure!!!!

[thaniel]

I LOVE your picture of Lena Lana Lang!!! That is awesome!

I have one to post and here is the backstory:
(BTW, I know I've been using actual Sparklypoos for this game but I've seen some scary ones.)

I've been talking for a while about a fairy princess in the cbox. Her name was Anne. Anne was in an rpg with myself and my friends Faith and Lita. Anne's character started off as a college student. Her bio spun this whole story about how she was really fairy princess but she was saved from death as a baby when she was given to a human family to raise as one of their own. Ugh, already, I know.

She had no idea she was a fairy but she had a killer body and long hair down to her ankles. She got involved with Faith's character and in the course of finding out what she was, Anne completely wore Faith down. In the chat room every night the three of us would laugh, grumble or be absolutely perplexed about what she was doing.

She found out she was a fairy when she went to an ordinary public library and she pulled a book off the shelf that just happened to have a picture of herself and her fairy family. She went through this entire super sparkly transformation where she grew wings and her hair got even longer. I think that woodland creatures even showed up to nuzzle her. It was so ridiculous.

Then she went out and created another character named Robyn who turned out to be Anne's evil cousin. Robyn had tried to kill Anne in the past and in an encounter in a tavern, both were very smug to each other. And yes, previous to this, Anne had thought she was human and only left her fairy life as an infant but forget that! She was a fairy now with a family and enemies and her transformation made her remember that!!! OOOH!

Back in the tavern, Robyn and Anne were circling each other and taking verbal snipes at each other when all of a sudden Robyn attacked! Anne, just then, remembered that she also had some mad kung fu fairy skillz and she dropped Robyn to the floor and warned her cousin to never show her face 'round these parts again. She was truly John Wayne/Jackie Chan and Lara Croft all wrapped up into one. BTW, I'm not just saying "kung fu" to be funny. That exactly what Anne told Faith.

Lita went into her Microsoft Paint program and created this picture of Anne:

This would be pre-fairy. Note the green fairy-ish costume she happened to be wearing before finding out. Note her gorgeous figure and vacant eyes. Also note the giant breasts. At one point she and Faith's character were talking and Faith's character sat down. Anne (not actually reading that post) didn't see him anymore and assumed he left the room. We could only reason her boobs were that big and her brains were that small that she truly didn't know he was still in the room with her.

She was awful. And don't think we didn't try to reason with her about how silly all of this was. Faith tried to explain that having to keep up with Anne's story was unrealistic and taxing on her character. Anne was totally running Faith's character and she didn't really care. Anne's author would have the biggest tantrums if Faith had her character talk to anyone else or tried to have a story of his own.

Never again will I get involved with characters like that. She was the Sparklypoo with a tragic past and I cringe when I see that type now.

I think I need to lay down for bit. My head hurts.

[hugo]

Lol. Jeona, that pic is awesome.

MY stories aren't nearly as good, but I used to play a HP battle RPG, where the whole point was meant to be that you played realistically and you were rewarded by being granted new powers to use and stuffs. But it got so competitive that people would do anything to avoid taking hits and would create the most ridiculous and nonsensical defensive moves. My personal favorite was this guy who used to demolish other people's posts by placing his actions chronologically IN FRONT of what you'd already done. So if you were attacking him with your wand he'd go back in time and take your wand away-- making your move impossible. Funny the first time, but he used it every time! Eventually we had to ask him to leave because he couldn't understand what was wrong with this idea. ><

[thaniel]

That is horrible! And totally not fair to anyone playing.

You have to let your characters get hurt. I can see why people get competitive, I might have too, but things have to be equal. Once in a while you must take a hit and go on with the game.

[Abraham Grey]

Hahaha Ellen you shouldn't have asked him to leave. The character obviously had a TARDIS! (TM), duh!