Abraham Grey
Adult (A)
Hufflepuff Head of House
Arithmancy Professor
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Post by Abraham Grey on Oct 3, 2008 14:38:51 GMT 1
Okay the rather childish aim of this game is to pick a passage from one of the Harry Potter books and replace all instances of "wand" with "wang" to gain hopefully amusing consequences. For example: "Ah, now this is one of mine, isn't it?" Said Mr Ollivander, with much more enthusiasm, as Cedric handed over his wang. "It's in fine condition... you treat it regularly?"
"Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning.
Harry looked down at his own wang. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronising look, and he desisted. Credit it to Russell Howard and Jon Richardson's BBC Radio Six show for the idea.
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 9, 2008 3:36:50 GMT 1
The fissure soon opened into a dark tunnel that Harry could tell would be filled with water at high tide. The slimy walls were barely three feet apart and glimmered like wet tar in the passing light of Dumbledore's wang.-Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince.
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Tenebrus II
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Post by Tenebrus II on Oct 9, 2008 23:58:49 GMT 1
'This isn't your average book,' said Ron. 'It's pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. [...] Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot. You'd be surprised, it's not all about wangwork, either.'
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 10, 2008 0:27:11 GMT 1
"She cleaned the cut with a dab of some purple liquid that smoked and stung, but then poked his shoulder with her wang, and felt it heal instantly."-Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire.
Haha, these are too funny.
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Post by sorin on Oct 19, 2008 18:57:43 GMT 1
He had already stretched out his hand, though he remained ten feet away, when a voice behind him said, "Hold it, Potter."
He skidded to a halt and turned around. Crabbe and Goyle were standing behind him, shoulder to shoulder, wangs pointing right at Harry. Through the small space between their jeering faces he saw Draco Malfoy.
"That's my wang you're holding, Potter," said Malfoy, pointing his own through the gap between Crabbe and Goyle.
"Not anymore," panted Harry, tightening his grip on the hawtorn wang. "Winners, keepers, Malfoy. Who's lent you theirs?"
"My mother," said Draco.
[[--Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows]]
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 20, 2008 5:48:15 GMT 1
He looked down at his wang, which he was still clutching in his hand. If he was already expelled (his heart was now thumping painfully fast), a bit more magic couldn't hurt.
"Lumos," Harry muttered, and a light appeared at the end of his wang, almost dazzling him. He held it high over his head, and the pebble dashed walls of number two suddenly sparkled; the garage door gleamed, and between them Harry saw, quite distinctively, the hulking outline of something very big, with wide, gleaming eyes.
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Abraham Grey
Adult (A)
Hufflepuff Head of House
Arithmancy Professor
Posts: 152
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Post by Abraham Grey on Oct 20, 2008 13:44:18 GMT 1
"Now Harry," Said Lockhart, "When Draco points his wang at you, you do this."
He raised his own wang, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, "Whoops - My wang is a little over-excited."
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
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Post by sabella on Oct 21, 2008 3:13:20 GMT 1
'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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Post by haileyparker on Oct 21, 2008 3:20:39 GMT 1
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" he yelled. And out of the end of his wang burst, not a shapeless cloud of mist, but a blinding, dazzling silver animal.
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Post by sabella on Oct 21, 2008 3:21:45 GMT 1
"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything."
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